Two authors, many ideas

        On a calm summer day in West Hollywood Pat is enjoying coffee nice vegan restaurant named “The Slaughter”; he looks up and notices Lakshmi approaching him asking to take a seat. Pat instructs her to sit then the two order. Lakshmi proceeds to make conversation about a Coca-Cola advertisement on their table.
        She makes a point on how American’s values dropped considerably since the Advertisement boom of the 1950’s touching on key points like: How if it’s Expensive, available in all sizes, running out, limited supply, shiny, slim, lightweight, convenient, collapsible, prewrapped, easy to use, & Wont tarnish, blister, crack or peel, has a lifetime guarantee people will be influenced to buy something useless and overpriced they otherwise would not need want or bother using. 
        Pat agrees with Lakshmi and goes on about how women have lost the value of innocence to try and buy into the corporate persuaded social life of younger individuals. This strikes a chord with Lakshmi; he goes into how Masculinity is being bought rather than earned in the latter twentieth and early twenty-first century with the women taking on all the responsibility while the “Masculine” Bastards sit back and take all the credit. Pat is a little unnerved by the gestures made by Lak to insult him, he then replies
  “I was just expanding on how Corporate ‘BULLSHIT’ affected aspects of life, but every time I say something about a lady to you and I’M NOT ‘Worshiping the ground she walks on because she is just a person BUT every man is a terrible misogynist dickhead who ruined the world and should be slaughtered by the pig he is’ only because every boyfriend you had cheats on you because you try to control his life and take his money!” ,
         He is cut short by Lak mentioning how even Pat is too incompetent of keeping a woman satisfied and has to take double the recommended dose of Viagra just to keep his wife from cheating on him. Pat then mummers ‘cunt’ under his breath. Lakshmi then picks up a glass of carrot juice and tosses it on Pat’s new suit while announcing to the entire restaurant that Pat wears a topee. He then sits in embarrassment while the waiter brings two plates to a table with a man covered in carrot juice angrily looking at the empty seat across from him.